HOW RARE IS THAT #1: FOX HATS

 Hi it is Moon here! I see Sun sneaked in more posts than she was supposed 2. o_o
 Anyway, today, we'll be talking about--what else?--FOX HATS!!!
 Fox hats were on sale for Rare Item Monday twice, similarly like the Cupcake Hat. But Fox Hats are not only 'rarer' than Cupcake Hats, they're higher in demand.
 Before most people thought that ONLY orange fox hats were on sale for the last RIM they were available in. But, no. This lead to the misconception that ORANGE FOX HATS are by far the least rare.
 No.
 No.
No.
 Thats scientifically incorrect. Because though only MEMBERS got the opportunity to buy pink fox hats, light blue fox hats, peach fox hats, etc., they were STILL freely available.
 So how would you list the rareness of the Fox Hats?
 From my experience, I feel that light blue fox hats are the rarest. So without further ado, here are the top--um--how many fox hats are there?
 1. Light Blue. Why, now? Bc i tried trading my Peach Fox Hat and my Cupcake Hat for it. What happened? The user DECLINED.
 2. Dark Red. I was foolish enough to trade a orange fox hat for mine. And then, when i tried to trade back, the tricky little jammer ran away!
 3. Dark Blue. Popular, of course. Like all the 'DARK' variants of colors, I've seen people willing to trade RC cars, headfeathers, and other betas for this color.
 4. Pink. This color isn't high in demand, but it is rare. Again, i tried trading my peach fox hat for it and no luck.
 5. Lighter Dark Blue(AKA Indigo). Worth a fortune(not really). A worn blanket will probably do.
 6. Orange. Sigh. The default color. High in demand? Probably LEAST in demand. Rare? Also not very rare. But it is worth many, many different rares, like rare bow and arrows, rare worn blankets(ADD PLZ), and other magnificent things.
 7. Peach. I apologize with those wanting their Fox Hat to be in a higher rank. Like myself, you probably own this poorly colored fox hat. Not going well with Warriors RPs, not very easy to find a color match. I can guess how you got this one.
"TRADE ME A FOX HAT I WILL ACCEPT!!!"
 Were Rare Scary Bat Wings on your list? You got ripped off.  RSBW are worth a lot. You probably thought it was worth... a banana!! But no. You try this again, and you rip off the person who accepts. Many people think Fox Hats are worth  a lot. Some people even attempt Spike Collars(which is completely insane)!!! But nope. This color is Almost Last. Giving it the title 'No Thank You'.
 8. White. Is it because it resembles the freedom fox hat too much? Is it because nobody wants this white color? Probably the first. Because AJHQ so weirdly released a Freedom Fox Hat that looks IDENTICAL to this one, many people are afraid that with this fox hat, people will misjudge their rareness, thinking its Freedom. So if you have this fox hat, I advise trading it for something that you can actually TELL the difference,
Wait a minute.
Did I just say
FREEDOM FOX HAT?????!!!
Yes, folks.
 Unfortunately, however, they are no longer available in the Freedom Party. These are worth some stuff too, but BEWARE!!! BEWARE!!!!! Scammers like to trick innocent citizens into thinking these are worth FAR MORE than rare fox hats.
 Unlike NON-RARE Headdresses, this is wrong.
Enjoy this picture of awesomeness:

And the Freedom:

 Yes, 1,250 gems is totally pricy.
 Anyway, bye jammers!